Funny rules about dating my daughter
This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter.Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget.Funny: A Rabbi and a Priest Decide to Buy a Car Together A priest and a rabbi respectively run a church and a synagogue across the road from each other.As a result, they decide to buy a car to share between them.
He promptly goes over to talk to him to see what the matter is...
Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.